Kinky Fantasies and...France!

France


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Ok, now on to more pressing matters. I am, as you read this, preparing for my Halloween costume for this year. For me Halloween is always a big deal! I get all worked up about what I'm going to wear. So this year my costume is going to be... (drumroll please)
A Catholic Schoolboy

Yes! And if any hot guy out there wants to accompany me as my "Holy Father" looking to "give me Communion" feel free to come dressed as a priest.
Ok, I better explain. Anyone offended by fetishistic discussion should leave right now.
I've always had this weird things about being a naughty Catholic schoolboy. Hey, some people have leather and whips, some people like watersports. I want to be taken over some guys knee and be spanked for being a bad little boy. IS that so wrong? =)
Now why, you may ask? I can't say. It's funny because I have always been more of a top guy myself. Or to use a gay baseball analogy, I've always preferred to play pitcher instead of catcher. Now, I can be a relief catcher when the need arises, but it's not my thing. And maybe that's why, deep down, I have some dark little fantasies about being a submissive innocent schoolboy. Because it's the opposite of what I am, and yet reflects a part of my inner self. Too much to swallow? (pun intended).
As far as the specifics of this whole thing, who can say? I'm not Catholic by any means. I was raised in a pretty Athiest family environment. Religion in general doesn't sit well with me- I'm too much of a Marxist. So I have no real, er, repressed memory from childhood driving me towards a (as George Michael would say) father figure. Maybe it comes from watching too many movies. Of course, I have the usual gay male prison fantasy too, but that doesn't mean I want to get arrested!
This post DID at some point have a plot. But I forgot what it was. I was rambling about my Halloween costume. Ah, I'm going to bed.
By the way, the Autumnal Equinox is going to occur this Wednesday the 22nd. Have an Exceptional Equinox!

Somehow I'm not surprised...

You are the Demon Chernabog from the Movie
Fantasia. You are the true evil, composed of
the essence of evil itself. Nothing can match
you rage, anger, and power. With you legions
of monsters nothing will ever be safe. Your
magic is demonic in nature; perhaps it is
better to not know what the source is.


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The Peppermint Swirl and Other Perversions, Part 2

Continuing On...You know, most of these, um, activities, are heterosexual. Though I'm sure the rest of us can use our imaginations. Now, below (# 57 on our countdown) you'll find the fabulous "Jelly Doughnut." Now, I have also heard of this referred to as a "Peppermint Swirl." I like that name better. It's just plain funnier. Plus I hate jelly doughnuts. Now THAT'S something I think would be funny to do to a guy I really don't like.

53) The Technical Knockout (TKO): Any three of the above events performed upon the same person over the course of a single evening.
54) The Clean Sweep: Any four of the above events performed upon the same person.
55) The Grand Slam: Any four of the above events performed over the course of a single evening.
56) The Rape and Pillage: Any four of the above events performed upon the same person over the course of a single evening.
57) Jelly Doughnut: After you cum on a chick's face, you punch her in the nose and make it bleed.
58) Shrimping: When I guy cums in another guys ass and then another guy drinks it with a straw.
59) Peel the Orange: This is when you are pummeling a girl "doggy style" and you reach to peel apart the butt cheeks.
60) Bust a Big Peter North Bag Blow: This really needs no defining, but I will for the novice: This is when you have not "gone hollow" or "banged a donut" or "stuffed it in" for several weeks. The buildup is so ridiculous that when you finally climax you blow enough jizimazium that you could fill a small Jacuzzi. This is quite a relief for the guy, but a messy nightmare for the girl...
61) Francois Papillion Arch: This is a move that must be demonstrated in person and is pretty fucking key. You basically pummel a girl doggy style and arch your back while peeling the orange (her ass) and grabbing your right butt cheek and peeling your own orange. Most crack up while performing this key act, Best time to do it is when there is like a ten foot mirror in the bedroom, it just adds this key Spice Channel feel to the whole thing...
62) Houdini Fuck: (for BP and Liver) Doing a girl doggie style, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came, when she turns around blow a load in her face.
63) Blumpie: A blowjob performed whilst the receiver is taking a dump.
64) Ether Bunny: To knock out a friend, room-mate, or some other unsuspecting Joe with ether while they sleep, then fuck them in the ass.
65) My little pony: Doing it doggie style while having her harnessed around the mouth with her dirty underwear while pulling tight.
67) Sack Lunch: Getting your balls licked while being deep-throated.
68) Bunny Hop: While fucking your girlfriend doggystyle, go from her cunt to the backdoor or vice-versa, all in stride. Do this repetitively and it becomes the jackrabbit.
69) The Baked Potato: When a girl is lying flat on her back and you are eatin her ou t and she is giving you a blow job you shit all over her face!
70) Getting Redwings: When you eat out a girl when she is on her period.
71) The Desperate Dawg: Watching a girl throw up on all fours into toilet, then, in desperation, pulling down her clothing and preceding to fuck her doggie style or in the ass, whichever you can get to first.
72) The Over Bite: When you are eating pussy and for some strange reason you taste shit. Then you proceed to punch her in the face.
73) Ketchup Popsicle: When a guy fucks a girl on her period, or when she is a virgin and then proceeds to make her suck off the blood on his dick.
74) The Camel Toe: When a girl bends over to pick something up you pull down her drawers stick your big toe in her ass and proceed to boot her in the face.
75) The Dr. Brown Thumb: When a girl bends over to pick something up you pull down her drawers stick your big thumb in her ass and proceed to boot her in the face.
76) Alaskan Pipeline: When you take a huge dump in log form and freeze it. then keep it in a cooler when going at it and shove it up her ass.
77) The "Rusty Trombone": happens when you have a girl eating out your ass while you are standing, then she continues to reach up in between your legs and jerks you off.
78) Samoan Pile Driver: (aka Hoboken Pile Driver)A sexual position that occurs when a woman*s back and the bed are perpendicular, but she is upside down. The man stands above the woman and points his gig due south, simply bending his knees for repeated stroking.
79) Whale's eye: A Woman's privates. Ever see the eyes on a blue whale, humpback whale, sperm whale, killer whale, etc? If not, check out an issue of National Geographic.
80) Balloon Knot: The Backdoor. The anus. The poop-chute. The "fudge factory", if you will. You know, the asshole.
81) Coney Island Whitefish: A used condom, usually found floating in the water.
82) New Jersey Meathook: When a man inserts his finger in the ass of his partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. Most effective from behind.
83) Snowballing: When a man comes in a girl*s mouth then she spits it back into his mouth or it can be into another girls mouth.
84) Fanny Batter: In Britain we call a woman's privates the FANNY and of course all the beautiful homemade lubricant is the BATTER. It always gets my mates rolling, when in the local chip shop - I order the haddock with EXTRA fanny batter.
85) Brushback Pitch: When you're getting head, yell "Batter Up!" Then, quickly pull out and give her a dick in the ear.
86) Cropduster: When spooning with your woman, and you are in front with your back to her front, if a fart accidentally sneaks out into her bush, it's called crop-dusting.
87) Dutch Oven: Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).
88) Dutch Treat: The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly wrong. Very messy indeed.
89) Tupperware Party: When three guys are triple-teaming a chick: one with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina, and the third in her anus. So named because she is sealed air-tight.
90) Arabian Goggles: A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets.
91) Beef Curtain: The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam (a.k.a. Beef Drapes, Meat Tarp, Piss Flappers, Quim Nuts, Vertical Bacon Sandwich).
92) Blocking The Box: When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick-he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (aka Access Denied Error, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).
93) Davy Crockett: A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxant into your gals snizzpod, then slide your entire head in, thus wearing her now relaxed snatch like a coonskin cap.
94) Flying Squirrel: When a guy spreads his balls to receive a licking right up the middle.
95) Game of Smiles: This game involves men sitting around a circular table and a woman giving random blowjobs underneath the table. Anyone who "smiles" has to buy a round of beer for the rest. It's a Boy's Town specialty!
96) Glazed Doughnut: The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and geeshing all over her pastry-buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed doughnut.
97) Gum Job: A girl who removes her false teeth before blowing you to due away with any potential for teeth scrapage.
98) Gum Job (Medieval): While fucking a girl, you give her a donkey punch. Then, remove all of her teeth with a pair of pliers. Continue with gum job above.
99) High Speed Shock Absorber: The big nose of a chick - refers to how it helps out while you*re fucking her face.
100) Houdini: When doing a chick doggie style, yell loudly and spit on her back to simulate ejaculation. Then, when she turns around to look back at you, blast her in the face with you man seed.
101) Sneaky Pete: This occurs when throwing it to your lady doggy-style. Get going with long, fast strokes, (see high dive ) and pull all the way out during a stroke and replant yourself in her ass instead of her box. If she complains, you can say it was an accident.
102) Key West Boomerang: Refers to a man inserting his penis into his own anus. This is not physically possible for all men, but can be pleasurable for those who achieve it. The anus is lubricated, the testes are pushed to one side and the semi-erect glans penis is pushed into the anus.

When You Love Somebody.../The Peppermint Swirl and Other Perversions

Ok, today's entry isn't so much of a post as it is a fabulous list of sexual things you can do at home with your own partner. Now, I'm not advocating any of these things, nor will I be responsible for the consequenses. I merely present these things for your own enjoyment at your discretion... So here is Part 1 of a 2-part series Which I am entitling "The Peppermint Swirl and Other Perversions.

1) The Dirty Sanchez: When you're going at it doggy-style and just as you're about to spill your load, you plunge a finger into her poop shoot and reach around to her upper lip, where you proceed to paint on "The Dirty Sanchez."
Slimy Snatchita: (aka Dirty Juanita)It*s basically the same concept as the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of shit, get your finger all bloody and she won't know anything is wrong until the morning when she awakes with a crusty dry-blood moustache.
Dirty Schultz: Same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the shitstache.
2) The Wet Burrito: Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, only performed with your own ball sweat..
3) The Code of Silence: Anytime you fuck a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you.
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4) The Coyote: When you wake up the morning after sex with an absolute beast to find that she's sleeping on your arm and rather than have to talk to her or, god forbid, touch her again, you gnaw your own arm off and leave it there.
5) The Purple Mushroom: When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple mushroom.
6) The Divot: A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her.
7) The Bronco: When you're taking a girl doggy-style and just at the moment of climax you reach around, grab her tits as tightly as you can, scream out another girl's name, and enjoy the sensation as she tries to buck you off.
8) The Rodeo: A variation of the Bronco where a bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. At some type of a prompt, they all run out with a video camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away.
9) The Pearl Necklace: When you are enjoying a fine blowjob or titty-fucking session and you happen to leave a line of droplets resembling a string of pearls around her neck.
10) The New York Style Taco: Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.
11) The Stinky Pinky: When you're going at it from the back and you insert a pinky finger in along side your member, reach around front, and plunge it so far into her nostril that it tilts her head back.
12) The Gobstopper: When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and cap you off with her thumb.
13) The Stranger: When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much so you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, giving the sensation of someone else doing it.
14) The Donkey Punch: When you're attacking a girl from the back and at the moment of climax you pull out, plunge it into her cornhole, let out a mighty "Hee Haw!" and punch her in the back of the head. Note: In order to fully enjoy the Donkey Punch, you must knock her out as this results in a tightening of the asshole.
15) The Hot Lunch (aka Cleveland Steamer, aka Hot Carl): When you're receiving a blow job from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster shit right onto her chest.
16) The Chili Dog: A variation of above where you proceed to titty-fuck her afterwards.
17) The Shocker: When you're fingering a girl and decide to give her a surprise so you insert a digit or two into her asshole.
18) The Beetle Clip: You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poopshoot and try your damndest to make them touch each other.
19) The Six Pack: When performing the above and you attempt to carry the girl around (similar to the way you would a six pack).
20) The Golden Shower (aka Watersports): Any shape or form of urinating on or in a girl.
21) The Bismarck: When you've got your dick buried to the hilt in some girl's throat and you pull out to sign her face, then belt her, and smear the blood and come together.
22) Tossing Salad (aka Rim Job): A common prison practice that could also be termed "eating asshole."
23) The Cave: When you blow your load into a girl's mouth and proceed to kick her teeth in, making her mouth look like a cave.
24) The Bullwinkle: When you're entering your partner from the rear and you reach up front, wrench her nipples as hard as you can, put your hands up to the sides of your head like antlers, and wiggle your fingers and stick out your tongue while emitting a high pitched turkey gobble.
25) Felching: A homosexual activity in which one fag fucks another and proceeds to suck his own splooge out of his partner's asshole with a straw. This one's not even popular in prison.
26) The Dog in the Bathtub: The name given to attempting to drop your nuts into a girl's asshole. Aptly named as it's about the only thing harder than getting a dog into a bathtub.
27) The Dolphin: When you're giving it to a girl from behind and you pull out to stuff it in her butt when she turns her head around and whimpers, "Uh Uh, Uh Uh," sounding exactly like a dolphin.
28) The V-Plow: When you're muff diving and in order to look up at the girl you drag your whole face through here snatch, nose proudly leading the way, parting that nasty labia.
29) The Crimson Tide: When you're going down on some girl and, to your surprise, the lunar alignment dictates that her monthly flow has just to begun.
30) The Free Willy: When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
31) The Mudslide: After convincing some girl to give you a little ass munching action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of diarrhea and sit there and laugh as it runs down her face and body.
32) The Fortune Cookie: After you're done banging some chick, you slip the condom off as you pull out, leaving it in there for the next customer.
33) The Eiffel Tower: When you and a friend decide to work a girl over together. You get her down on all fours with one of you in her mouth and the other going at it doggy style. From this position you give one another a mighty, two-handed high five, making the entire structure resemble theEiffel tower.
34) The Angry Dragon: On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat as possible, causing her to gag on your pint of fluid. The result? She spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon.
35) The Flying Camel: A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a camel in distress. Strictly a class move.
36) The Fishhook: A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.
37) The Ram: Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall against her head should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
38) The Fountain of You: While sitting on her face and having her eat your asshole, jerk off like a madman, build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, and spew like a geyser all over her neck, tits, and stomach (Better in her bed).
39) The Pink Glove: This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. This is referred to as the pink glove.
40) The Fish Eye: Fucking her from behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison) whereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell is going on back there.
41) The Fur Ball: You're chomping away at some trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
42) Tea Bagging: When she takes your whole scrotum into her mouth and holds it there like a tea bag in a cup of hot water.
43) The Hummer: While sucking on your rod, she emits a low humming noise. The vibrations from her throat make it all too easy to bring her concert to a quick end.
44) Snow Balling: Occurs when some chick takes your load in her mouth and has the audacity come up and kiss you while it's still in there.
45) The Camel Clutch: When she's lying on her stomach with you giving itto her from behind and you decide to emulate the Iron Sheik through his signature move, grabbing her underneath the chin and pulling straight back with both hands.
46) The Rumpledforeskin: When some girl makes you stop fucking her because she somehow realizes that you don't remember her name, causing you to go limp (like the fairy tale).
47) The Skull Fuck: The act of removing a person's eye (unless you really luck out and find someone who's already lost one) and fucking the gaping whole left in its place.
48) One in the Fridge, One in the Freezer: Another one that requires a partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one in her pussy and another in her butt, and simultaneously trying to reach her uterus and large intestine.
49) The Repunzel: When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging will get a girl to go down on you and you're forced to resort to simply pulling her head down there by the hair.
50) The Boston Cooler: Any form of oral stimulation in which you cleverly conceal ice cubes in you mouth to surprise your partner. and*...
51) The Triple Crown: Any three of the above events performed upon the same person.
52) The Hat Trick: Any three of the above events performed over the course of a single evening.

As For Today...

First off, I ought to just change this blog's name to "Adam's World of Quizzes." That's all I seem to put on here these days, but hey they are easier than actually thinking. Now, what I want to know is why eveytime I take a quize it says I am somwhow a pimp? Observe....

Adam spins tunes as DJ Postal Pimp Get your dj name @ Quiz Me

And now for a slightly more serious topic... I was engaged in an e-mail discussion with someone about what obviously today is the anniversary of. (I'm so sick of hearing the phrase I won't even say it) So here is both her and my own feelings...

The first e-mail:

I keep hearing the faulty claim from this administration that we are safer than we were 3 years ago, due to "pre-emtive war".  But it's faulty logic, because we're not.  When w shifted the focus from Afganistan to Iraq, he lost sight of the goal, squandered our treasury and squandered the lives of our military people.  We would not have the problems of Abu-Ghraib if w had kept his eye on the ball.  We would not have over 10,000 wounded soldiers.  We would not have very diminished influence in the world.
I agreed that we should strike back against UBL and the Taliban in Afganistan, as we were directly attacked, we knew who did it, and we knew where they were.  He let UBL escape.  Ask yourself why.  The answer may have alot to do with family connections, business connections and the second biggest power grab in 20 years.
The company I work for used to be involved in alot of superfund cleanup projects.  Superfund is bankrupt now, because the republican contolled congress refuses to fund it.  How is it funded?  By the usual allocations but mainly it was funded by fines from corporate polluters.  Now under w (who says he believes in personal responsibility/ownership society) corporations that pollute our country are allowed to walk away from their damage, reform new companies and go right on.  Who picks up the tab for pollution?  You guessed it, me and you, and your children.  The funds used for environmental enforcement are also being used for this wasteful folly in Iraq.  For those old enough to remember the domino theory, was it proved to be valid?  History says NO!
The fearmongers claim that UBL may strike before the election, which for most of our country's sheep, means keeping the current regieme in power.  w would love to let another attack happen, what does he have to loose?  what americans would wake up?
Let's remember who went on vacation in 2001 when WE KNEW a huge attack was coming.  Remember who ignored the previous administrations info and warnings because it was info from 'the oppostion'.  Courtesy of Sat. night live- yes, w's on the job 24/7....24 hours a week, 7 months out of the year.  Let's remember who is trying to inject their own personal religious beliefs into every aspect of our lives.

My response:

   Thanks for that opinion piece, and since today is Sept 11th, I can
honestly reply I do not feel any safer than I did 3 years ago. And I think
that's the whole idea.
   As you mentioned, fear is only helping Fuhrer Bush. Perhaps one could say
the attacks 3 years ago were the best thing to happen to the Right in this
country in years. And, naturally, they have milked it for every drop it's
worth in furthering their own agenda. It's very likely eyes were set on
invading Iraq before the towers fell.
   Unfortunately, were something to conveniently occur before the election,
what would happen here won't be what happened in Spain. In Spain, if you
remember, the vote caused the people to turn on their incumbent (already
unpopular for supporting Bush's war) and elect a new government. In America,
I fear, the opposite would occur. Using "patriotism" and other forms of
suppressing dissent, middle-America will continue to just wave their flags
and support this ill-conceived war and terrible foreign policies.
   In short, don't be surprised if things get "code red" on election day.

Ok, so I just wante dto post that. And your feelings. Fuck off and get your own blog! I'm serious. I'm so sick to death of people getting on their soapbox to discuss their ignorant opinions. I don't care, just like I am sure no one really cares what I rant about. But hey, that's why the blog was created in the first place, right?

Playing With Your Head...

They say that in the first minutes after you wake up, you can be at your most creative. This is because you have just exited sleep, where you somehow have tapped into the collective unconsciousness. Somehow, this never applies to me. I feel drained when I wake up in the morning, not inspired!
And that makes me want to rant about my hatred for morning people. I've always been a nocturnal creature myself, and nothing annoys me more that waking up early (because one doesn't have a choice sometimes) and finding a person sitting with their coffee, grapefruit, whole bran healthy whatever, having a "complete breakfast" after just having run their normal 5,000 mile jog before going to work to start a wonderful new day (insert Stepford Wife-ish smile).
Ugh!
Ok, I really don't know where I was going with that one. But it's worth mentioning I did just wake up a few minutes ago. And look what crap I produced. Fabulous.
And now, to play with your head...

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Fcuknig amzanig huh?

Summertime, and livin's sleazy...

As my friend Leni would say today has been "one brothel of a day!" Here's another fun quiz:

Old school punk! You just say what you have to say
regardless of what everyone else thinks!
You're one of my most favourite types of
music... You're raw and uncut! You're
surrounded by hype...just don't let it make you
go insane...


What genre of rock are you?
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Well, I have to get prepared for work tonight. I need a drink. I need a DRINK

Cure for Insomnia

As you may be able to tell by the time this is being posted, I can't sleep. After teaching a night class I hung out with a friend in Dupont Circle drinking coffee...and now I can't sleep. Not that I have to get up early for anything tomorrow...or should I say later today, but still! (Not that I've ever been a morning person anyway).
Randomly, it occured to me today to creat a list of euphemisms, and what people really mean... so to that end here is my list of WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY

1) "I need my space" REALLY MEANS "I'm screwing around on you behind you back."

2) "I am quitting smoking" REALLY MEANS "I'm too cheap to buy my own cigarrettes, so I'll keep bumming off of you. If I don't buy them, then that means I'm not really a smoker anymore, right?"

3) "I'm re-evaluating what I want out of life" REALLY MEANS "I have no f***ing clue what I'm doing. I'm depressed."

4) "Oh my god, I'm so happy for you!" REALLY MEANS "You lucky motherf***er. That should've happened to me! Me, I say!"

5) "My (lover/boyfriend/friend/self etc) has issues" REALLY MEANS "(whoever) is just plain crazy. Where are the meds?"

6) "They have a great personality!" REALLY MEANS "They are ugly as sin. I had to find something nice to say" This could also apply to "They/you have such a pretty face!" REALLY MEANS: "They/you have a pretty face...too bad the rest ain't."

The list could go on forever! Have any good ones to add? Let me know!


your bitch.


What swear word are you?
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Let Me Entertain You...

So, where do I begin. Well yesterday I had a really nice dinner and discussed the possible idea of moving to New York. Now, I know it sounds rash, but really. Sometimes, I just get so bored living in DC. I mean, I love all of my friends and I have some wonderful experiences here. But having been to NYC several times I just find it so more exciting than this place and I wouldn't mind trying it out. It's always good to try something new. And speaking of new, I also got my hair styled yesterday. I promise to put up a pic later. Anyway I guess my point is, after having dinner yesterday, everything really felt like it was falling into place for once, like everything in my life wasn't going so bad and there's hope. Yeah, this summer has been a bit depressing on certain fronts, but Autumn is coming, and Autumn has always (for me, anyway) been a season of change, hope, and new beginnings. It's almost like you can smell it in the crisp air. It seems all of my relationships start in Autumn, college starts in Autumn, I tend to move to new places in Fall too. So we shall see...
Sorry to ramble on a bit. Here's today's new quiz! (I have my friend Bianca to thank for getting me hooked on quizzes! Damn you...can't resist quizzes!)
I always wondered what kind of alcoholic drink I was...yet somehow I always pictured myself more of a Midori Sour or a Gin & Tonic.

Wine


?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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One final note on potentially moving to NYC... I was looking at apartment prices in Manhattan and almost pissed myself! Yikes! And I thought London was expensive. Ok, so they probably are about the same, but I did find resonable rent prices in Brooklyn and Queens (can't you just see ME living in bourough called Queens? haha!). Well, comparable to Washington that is. If anyone reading this can find any good deals in Manhattan by all means let me know!!! Of course, if I found a cheap place in Manhattan, I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone!

Oh, and finalmente~ visit my friend Bianca's blog. Go HereShe lives in Portland, Oregon. Another one of my favorite cities!
Ok, lastly, I couldn't resist one more stupid quiz.

Adam was a Happy Pimp in a past life. Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

Friday ramblings

Ok, so it's Friday afternoon and I'm sitting at my favorite cafe (SOhO cafe - 22nd & P st. NW, go there!) passing time. For some reason this place has always held a certain mystique for me. I still remember when I first moved to the Washington area and heard of this mythic hangout spot all my friends went to in Dupont Circle. Granted a lot has changed, but it still holds a nostalgic value and is a cornerstone of some pretty good experiences here.

I'm also really excitied because I may very well have a new job. Also upcoming is the annual Summer Maquerade Ball. This is its eigth year running and I've gone every year since I was 18. What can I say, it's a lot of fun!. Click here to find out more. The rules are thus: you must wear a costume of some sort as well as a mask of some sort (hence it being a masquerade).

Kill Adam Vol. II

Better Yet...
Take the quiz: "Who is your Kill Bill Fag Hag?"

Beatrice Kiddo aka Black Mamba aka The Bride
You both hold grudges against those who did you harm (you for your cheating ex's and her for the ass holes who tried to kill here during her wedding recital). You both believe that revenge is a dish best served cold and you probably met while trying to kill your enemies. You both share your liking for Katana's and bitterness. You're such a bitter queen.

Kill Adam Vol 1

You know, I was watching Kill Bill Vol. II today. What can I say, I love both volumes. Yet I have this creeping feeling that if and when I do get married, a certain less-than-stable Bill-esque ex boyfriend of mine (whom I will not name here) will come and create a massacre. Which will, of course, force me to go on a roaring rampage of revenge. Better start brushing up on my samurai techniques. In the meantime, here is a fun quiz. And I was shocked at my personal results, even though I think Daryll Hannah is FIERCE.

Elle Driver (California Mountain Snake)




You're Elle Driver! Sly and evil, you can manipulate people in order to get whatever you want. You're usually alone, but that's the way you like it. You hate having others nearby to order you around (unless it's Bill, of course... but even then you're still hesitant).

Kill Bill: Which Deadly Viper Assassin Are You? (Vol. II spoilers... results with pics)

Dupont Memoirs

Oh the drama of the last two years! I'm not really sure where to begin, but the idea occured to me that I should write a memoir of all the stupid/crazy shit that has happened since coming to and living in Dupont Circle. Those of you who know me will know some of the references below. The rest of you will just have to wait until I can get my memoirs published!

Some gems from the last two years:

"Adam, I had to hold my cheeks together all the way down P st, and when I finally got back to the Westpark, **** was there and I said, '****, I CAN NOT TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW!'"

"Oh come on Adam, why do you have to be such a prude! What's wrong with P St. Beach?"

"Oh that is Faaaaaaaabulous!"

"So boy, are you a top or a bottom....A top? You don't look like a top. You look like a bottom!"

"Is that yo' boyfriend? IS THAT YO' BOYFRIEND???"

"I'm going to get myself a Diet Coke...and when I come back I am going to rip you both new assholes. If you had been my child I would have thrown you in the Aegean Sea!"

More to come in the future as my drug-ravaged mind can't remember much these days.

Michael Phelps, crush of the week.

Ah, sigh.

Update on My life

So let's see what's new in my life. Well I may be going to grad school (yes, that's still up in the air as funding from mommy and daddy is non-existant), I potentially have a new job. I KNOW I should have bee looking harder. After all, I've had all summer long to find a job, but it's proved harder than I imagined. I am also (along with the job thing) trying to move out on my own again. I loved my time living in Washington (DC, not the state that is) and having to move back in with my parents after some sour events proved humiliating to say the least. What can I say? I love my independence, despite living at home and not paying rent. Rent is worth every penny when you have your own life =) I am hopeful everything will fall into place as it needs to.

Adam is also looking for new love (yes, I speak of myself in the third-person sometimes). So if you are, or know anyone who is, an attractive young gay male feel free to contact me. And now that I'm done with my shameless self-promotion, on to the news.

Did anyone out there see the opening ceremonies of the Olympics in Athens? Having been to Greece and thus developing an obsession with Hellenic culture, all I can say is it was a truly beautiful ceremony that covered three millenia of Greek history, mythology and philosophy. Wishing I was back there...
As far as the sports themselves are concerned, I really got a thrill from watching the swimming events, namely US swimmer Michael Phelps. Yum.

Long Time No See...

Hey, sorry to anyone who actually reads this... I stopped giving a damn about blogs...until today for some reason it seemed like a good idea again. I took this funky little quiz today and guess what Care Bear I am???


Gay Bear


Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Death of a Chairman

Yesterday, in what I think is a wonderfully ironic death, the Chairman and CEO of McDonald's died from a heart attack.
Jim Cantalupo was 60 at his death. It seems surprising he lived that long. Maybe in all fairness he never ate the food produced by his company, but I still can't think of something like this since Dave Thomas of Wendy's (if you will remember a few years back) also died of a heart attack. But then, who didn't see that one coming, it's not like he was an image of a health-nut.
You can read the full story at USAToday.com.

The reader will also notice I no longer use links to the Washington Post's Website. This is because they now require the tedious hassle of registering. While I realize they simply want to find their demographic, it's annoying as hell as thus far USA Today's website has not done this. So to save the reader time and trouble, I'll use registry-free websites.
And if you do decide to register, be sure to lie about your age, gender, and location. It's fun to muck these things up. As far as the Post in concerned I am a 97-year-old living in Armenia. And no one the wiser...

An Olympic Struggle

Currently Greece is still preparing for the Olympics that will be held this summer in Athens. And they still are not finished! Read the full story at the BNN here.
I have travelled through Greece multiple times, including the summer of 2003 and 2002 and I can say that in the past two years all of Athens has been preparing for the Olympics. Why they still are having trouble meeting construction deadlines is beyond me.
One reason may be the lack of safety in Greek consturction sites. So far there have been 40 to 50 deaths a year in construction there! I find this amazingly tragic, and maybe I can not blame some construction workers for going on strike. Greece should have though of this well before, though. Now the summer Olympics are approaching the motherland of the Olympic Games...and they aren't even ready.

In The Spin Cycle

This picture courtesy ofThe Capital Times

Having just read Howard Kurtz's novel Spin Cycle, about how the White House under the Clinton administration tried to put their own "spin" on the news, I was prepared for National Security Adviser Condaleezza Rice's seemingly coached testimoney as she appeared before the comission investigating the 9/11 attacks. From my perspective, everything that came out of her mouth seemed rehearsed, and no doubt it was. She attempted to contradict everything Richard Clark had come out and stated earlier. To read a full column about the situation visit this.

Fear & Loathing at the Cherry Blossom Festival

The moron in this picture is likely going to glow in the dark and grow a third arm.

(image borrowed from a website of Columbia University. See the complete website here.)

Yes, it's spring in Washington when the annual horde of tourists come to see the cherry trees in blossom at the Tidal Basin. The cherry trees are currently in bloom so go see them (if you are so inclined) while you still can. Or just visit the National Cherry Blossom Festival website for more details.

I have to say, this is one of the worst years for the festival my short-term memory can remember! Every year despite the thousands of tacky tourists, something compels me to walk down to the Jefferson Memorial to see the blossoms. Usually it's not so bad, but today when I visited it was cold as the Arctic tundra and windy as the Mongolian steppes.

And let's not forget the beautiful Tidal Basin itself. Always the place to go if you are looking for trash, pollution, funky smells, and dead Potomac fish. I'm surprised the cherry trees haven't mutated and rampaged through the city yet, having to be so close to the cesspool known as the Tidal Basin.

"Why is this news?" you may ask. Well, it seems this week a student at George Washington University (where I am applying to grad school, incidentally) may have committed suicide by throwing himself into the Basin while visiting the cherry blossoms with friends. Were the blossoms that bad this year? Man! The victim apparently made some comment and then threw himself into the murky waters. Check out the whole story in the Washington Times.

Ah, spring is in the air...