Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that
you're better than everyone else. At least you're more loyal to the real
language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else. You aren't
worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other
things that it usually doesn't matter. Some of your finest works were
intended to be short-term projects.
Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid
You're Rhode Island!
You are a contradiction in terms and most people like making jokes about
this. If people heard that your inspiration was historically Greek, they simply wouldn't
believe you. You are extremely tiny and indeed, your whole world view is simply small.
You're a tremendous fan of Stephen King novels, yet still somehow maintain faith in a
higher power. You're still working hard to convince everyone that your schools have
nothing against the Board of Education.
Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Your Inner European is French!
Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.
Your Japanese Name Is...
You Will Die at Age 58
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits.
You Are Fruitcake Soda
You're gonna get tossed like a drunk midget
Enough with the quizzes... anyway as an update, I have officially joined the rest of the modern world and got a Motorola camera phone yesterday, thanks to our friends at T-Mobile. It's about damn time I got one. My old phone was very much "in"... about four years ago when it first came out! It's just that I could never justify to myself buying a new expensive phone when my old one worked just fine. I'm like that with a lot of things, which is what separates me from a lot of the disposable culture victims (especially gay men).