Attention pedestrians and drivers of the world...
I've heard it on good authority that Drunky McDrunkerson has purchased a car.
Seriously - where is a DUI checkpoint when you need one?!?!
And you know I am totally waiting for that drunk driving mugshot. Oh please, God, let that find it's way to my inbox, oh pleaseeee. I swear I'll go to church every day and stop being an athiest.
Actually, as the survivor of a crash caused by a drunk driver, I take this sort of stuff seriously. Be careful, Drunky!