So the last few days I've betting an unusual amount of spam/junk mail with catchy titles referring to fallen pop-star Britney Spears. It's like these spam people know I love the Brit gossip... Anyway, here are some of my favorite subject lines...
Therapists ask media to stop diagnosing the Bi-Polar Britney Spears
Britney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi
Kevin Federline to start coffin making factory!
Britney Spears Leaves Earth, Humanity Breathes Sigh of Relief
Britney to give young parents tips on child care
Britney Spears Admits "My Vagina Made Me Shave My Head Bald"
Britney shaves her head again. Also seen shopping naked.
[The sad things is, anyone of them could be true...]